My birth given name is Karessa, I preferably go by Kidd. The only thing my father gave me was a fucky chromosome that provided female parts and male chemicals. A large incision was made in my mother bringing me into this world screaming, naked, and covered in someone else's blood. Years have passed and the fun hasn't stopped.

Feb 20 '12

When I decide to clean:

When I’m told to clean:

HAHAHAAHA THE BOTTOM ONE

(Source: lol-gpoy)

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